Daily Joke – Oath of Silence

August 2, 2006

Oath of Silence

A middle-class man decides to go off and join a monastery which requires an oath of silence. No speech is allowed except for two words every 5 years, to sum up one’s experiences to the head monk.

After the first 5 years, the monk asked him what two words described his experiences and all he said was “HARD BEDS.”

When the next 5 year period came, the monk asked how things were and he replied “BAD FOOD.”

After 5 more years, he walked up to the monk and said, “I QUIT!”
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