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Daily Joke – 7 o clock dentist appointment

August 27, 2006

7 o clock dentist appointment

A man phones the dentist and asks,
“Can I have an appointment to take a tooth out?”
The dentist replies, “Yes, I can fit you in at 4pm, it will cost $50.”
“I can’t afford that, can’t you do it cheaper?”
“Well, if you come at 5pm, the receptionist has left, so I don’t have to pay her wages, $40.”
“Still too much.”Come at 6pm, There’s no electricity, it’ll be dark. $30.” I still can’t afford it.”
” Come at 7pm, However, I won’t have any anaesthetic, so it will be really painfull, the tooth will just be pulled out, there could be serious bleeding, I can do that for $15.”
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